An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres

I love the fact that this dad is hyping his daughter’s writing. And that he is looking for Ellen DeGeneres’s attention. But most of all I love the fact that his 14-year-old daughter Sarah’s book that she is writing has a paranormal background. She sounds like one of the kids that sees sparkles, if you ask me!

You've Been Hooked!

Dearest Ellen,

Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. However, I stand by the statement.), especially considering how many challenges you have to deal with right now.

  • Voicing animated fish is no mean feat. (How do they record your voice underwater anyway?)
  • Arranging for Sofía Vergara to be “accidentally” deported so you can be the reigning CoverGirl has to be a lot of work.
  • Teaching millions of people to dance like no one is watching while hosting a kick-butt talk show must be exhausting. And sweaty, no doubt.

Normally I use this forum to write about my life as a bellman in Niagara Falls, but today I want to write to you from my heart.

I’ve been married to…

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3 thoughts on “An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres

  1. Melissa,
    Sarah definitely sees sparkles!
    One of the best things about this wild ride I’ve been on is the wealth of new experiences I’ve been able to, well, experience, by meeting new people like yourself. Thank you for the support and friendship.
    The Hook.

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